Get In The Dungeon, Losers! (Ashcan Edition)

Get In The Dungeon, Losers! is an ashcan game (think Early Access or a draft) about hapless adventurers delving into weird and dangerous dungeons to complete requests from their terrible wizard bosses (the correct game term is Patron Archmage, but they're jerks, so whatever, don't be a nerd about it).

You just need the materials in here, pen, paper, and some dice (six-sided d6s, and eight-sided d8s), and your vivid IMAGINATION to play.

Author Q&A:

Q: How is it different from other pen-and-paper, fantasy adventure, dungeon crawling games out there? What is its Unique Selling Point? Why should you care?

A: It's not that different, everyone makes one of these, they're like barnacles, they keep congregating around posts for some reason. It's not even a fantasy heartbreaker, more like an inconveniencer. I made it because I want something that's light and easy for me to run and play. Also I think it's really funny to frame it as having to work for shitty wizard bosses, kinda like Fafhrd and the Gray Mouser working for their patron wizards.

Q: Is this game compatible with [insert game/adventure] here?

A: Yes. Yes, even that one. You just gotta be a bit creative with interpreting my words. Like, really creative. 

Oh wait, except Mausritter/Mouse Guard/Cyberrats/Kingdom Hearts. Basically any game where you play as a mouse or rat. I don't like mice or rats.